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This from one of my humor consultants, Ellen Mullin.
Subject: COUGH SYRUP
The pharmacist walks into the store to find a guy leaning heavily
Against a wall. He asks the blonde clerk "What’s with that guy over
There by the wall?"
The blonde clerk responds: "Well, he came in here this morning to get
Something for his cough. I couldn’t find the cough syrup, so I gave him
An entire bottle of laxative."
The pharmacist yells: "You idiot! You can’t treat a cough with a
Laxative!"
The blonde clerk responds, "Of course you can! Look at him, he’s afraid
To cough.
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