Silly stuff

BB: NATO Begs U.S. For … Funding So They Can Defend Greenland From U.S.

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Amid the looming threat of a U.S. military takeover of Greenland, NATO requested emergency aid from the U.S. to help it defend Greenland from the U.S. “This is an emergency, and we need the aid of the United States as soon as possible,” said Secretary General Mark Rutte. “The U.S. could attack Greenland at any … Read more

Aides Tell Disappointed Trump That Maduro And Mamdani Are Different People

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump was crushed today when aides informed him that Maduro and Mamdani are, in fact, different people. Trump had initially hailed the successful deposing of a lunatic communist, only to learn it was the one in Venezuela, not New York. “Are you serious?” said Trump, as aides showed him side-by-side pictures. … Read more

Short feature: “Losing Heat Through Our Heads” – six paragraphs

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Another urban legend kaput! Best advice – “If your head is cold put a hat on.” According to The Guardian, the origin of the “losing heat through your head” myth is a “vaguely scientific” experiment conducted the U.S. military in the 1950s, where subjects were dressed in cold weather survival suits designed to keep them … Read more

BB: “To Halt Violence Against Jews, Australia Bans Hanukkah”

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Who’d have thought that Australia has a problem with antisemitism? But they do. Sarcasm from the Babylon Bee. MELBOURNE — To stem the growing tide of violence against Jewish citizens, the Australian government has moved to officially ban the celebration of Hanukkah. Prime Minister Anthony Albanese made the announcement in the wake of Islamic attacks … Read more